Many stars vied for honors at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards 2008 on Saturday, but only two mattered to the thousands of screaming children on hand.
Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old heroine of the Disney Channel series “Hannah Montana,” and the Jonas Brothers, a pop band comprised of three fresh-faced siblings, were the top draws at the Oscars for the pint-sized set. A-listers like Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz could only look on in bemusement.
Cyrus performed her Disney single “G.N.O. (Girl’s Night Out),” at the 90-minute ceremony, and picked up a pair of orange blimp statuettes for favorite female singer and television actress.
Her “Hannah Montana” concert tour was the hottest ticket in the land last year, with anxious parents paying thousands of dollars for scalped tickets. The scarcity of tickets prompted political probes and even a Federal Reserve economics primer on the basics of supply and demand. A concert film recently topped the North American box office.
Arriving at the Pauley Pavilion with three bodyguards in tow, Cyrus elicited ear-splitting shrieks from the excitable fans. When she took to the stage to accept her awards, she thanked, in true Hollywood style, “my lord and savior Jesus Christ” and her coterie of managers and agents.
The Jonas Brothers — Joe, 18, Kevin, 20, and Nick, 15 — were named favorite music group.
The ceremony, now in its 21st year, is organized by Viacom Inc-owned kids cable channel Nickelodeon. Host Jack Black said more than 88 million votes were cast online. Last year’s telecast drew a record 6.1 million viewers across the United States. The show is also broadcast internationally.
The decidedly goofy event gives serious Hollywood celebrities an excuse to degrade themselves for children’s amusement. Harrison Ford and Orlando Bloom were drenched in green slime, the network’s traditional badge of honor. Diaz, winner of the Wannabe Award for best role model, took time out in a special booth to display her belching skills.
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she sucked
dude y r u always so mean
i’m just honest, and not brainwashed
i never said u were brain washed and u dont always have 2 say wat u feel u could be quiet 4 once
no thanks, and didn’t you read my comment
wat u tlkin bout if i didnt read ur commet i wouldnt reply
i meant i am not sucked in by bad media and i thought we were talking about how i don’t handle injustice very well, wrong post i guess
ok have no idea wat u just said
i thought it was another post
do you have a youtube page
see it’s not so bad to have a normal conversation with some stranger worrying about where i live
oh yeah, by her behavior she seems to care about Jesus a lot, and only christians, she is an idiot
she didn’t deserve to win
yh she did. and u can drop the stuff about me asking where u live coz thats history! (well maybe)
mwahahahahahaha
i know where u live mwhahaha
wat me or dude?
um u!!!!!!!!!
i no where u live 2!!
mwahahahaha!!
mwhahaha
hehe, sorry danni my msn has mucked up so i’ll brb k!
lets start a ‘dude’ sucks petition!
kk dont worry
lol dont annoy him he might get angry
thats k,
aww. . . .who cares!
Dude, shes not an idiot, and shes not puting any other religion down!!!!! Shes just saying that she is a christian!!!!!
she looked pretty i loved her hair and aww i didn’t want jb to win i wanted boys like girls to win but i’m happy for them i mean over super great bands wow i chose boys like girls still cool they won
OMJ, you guys looked so amazing and i was so happy that you won i kept watching and everytime i saw you guys i would scream i love your hair like that nick it makes you look younger but you are so so so cute and i was so glad 2 see you and im watching you guys on ellen tomarrow so im very excited i love you guys so much peace love and god.
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umm..JonasGirl 18 why is your screen name Jonas Girl not boys like girls….
I am so happy Jonas Brothers won they deserve it.
…. and as for miley i don’t think it was her best performance but it wasn’t bad, she deserved to win
Hey biggest fan and HSM lover can you two get a room and FYI MILEY SUCKED LIKE A VACUM!
Okay, and also, how about i get you mad by saying that your town is full of bitches who make whore videos of themselves because they think they’re hot and anyone who likes miley is worse than hell.
ohyeah did i mention miley sucked
aww somebody got him angry! and u dont even know us or a town so shove it up ur arse!
and what happened to ‘everybody has their own opinion’!
i know a town
and why are you being so hypocritical
and it’s so sweet and your gay bitch, who you seem to boss around, calls you K?
and i am not angry, i am astonished by your stupidity
you’re probably making Hsm lover up
im actually not! honestly, coz the other nite i went off and hsm luva came on and i was off doing other stuff!
i meant u dont know our town!
okay, fine i believe you, but i’ve been all over Britain, i lived there for 4 years
if naomis making me up then y did she write my name earler
she could write any name… watch…NAOMI
and where did she write your name
she put Hsm Luver
she was awesome GNO is a good song and her outfit sucked but her hair was awesome i hope she keeps it that way
where in britain did u live??
and i’ve lived in britain all my life!!
are you talking to me
seriously…get some new sayings dude dont say “get a room” all the time….its getting really old, o wait, its been old since the day you started saying it!
love you miley! i thought u did great at the kids choice awards but that outfit needed some help sorry 😦
i started today
and i said it twice
but hey i’ll say it again
just so you get the point that you’re a slut
y wont it let u watch the video??
oh my gosh dude i totally agree with you,you other girls are stupid and she did suck.i don’t think most celebrities care about being famous.i would.especially miley.she doesn’t care.
hi mileys biggest fan_naomi x!! it’s me!!
Dude your attitude is turning me on!
lets fuck!
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musho0 ps soi su fan numero0 uno lo0s qquiero0 estoii alusinada con ustedes lo0o0s amo0>♥
Miley and the Jonas Brothers rocked at the Kid’s Choice Awards…..
i love you miley and Jones Bothers you rook
love you .
ok
Bitters fan